Notes on some of the local roller coasters .... have fun!


Coasters Made of Wood

I don't think you could possibly beat the Ghostrider at Knott's for the best wooden coaster going. It's fast, it feels like its out of control, you get jerked around, you get enough air, and the ride is long, long, long. Ride in the back, it's a lot more fun and you get whipped over the hills a lot better. It's totally worth the wait. There's tons of air, it's fast, bumpy, and there's enough turns and twists to make you feel you've just come out of a mosh pit. Just perfect! As for Six Flags, Colossus is a good coaster, but is showing it's age and they have a lot of other coasters there that are a lot more fun. The line is usually short for it these days, so for a quick, fun ride, it's still a good choice. I haven't been able to discern any real difference as far as front or back on this coaster, but I do usually head for the rear of the train where you seem to get a tad more air. Psyclone, the other brown wooden coaster at the back of the park is just ok. It's not horribly fast or long, but if you ride in the back you get a pretty good ride. The wait's not long, so it is an easy choice. But I reiterate, ride in the back; lots of jerking around, a goodly amount of air and some great whipping action ... you don't get any of it in the front. Since I haven't been to California Adventure, I can't comment on a wooden Disney coaster.

 

Coasters Made of Steel

There's lots of them that's for sure. Especially at Six Flags, which is by far the best place to go locally if you want to go on some great rides. X is by far the best of the bunch. It's been an unnerving experience at times not to be able to see a track, a car or anything other than yourself falling towards the ground. Unnerving, but totally awesome. Ride in the back car ... regardless of what they say about the ride being the same anywhere on the train. The visual may be the same it's true, but the g's and everything else are better at the back. If the lines weren't always so damn long (more than four hours at times), I'd keep going on it until I threw up. Goliath is a kick, but is too short (you spend most of your ride climbing the first hill). Ride it in the front, it's worth the wait, believe me. The back offers no advantages other than being bumped around needlessly; seeing that first drop from the front of the train and catching ALL the air on the ride makes the front the best spot to be. Superman sucks, don't waste your time on it. The acceleration is kind of neat, but once that's over, it's up and back down. The other rides are better choices for standing in line. Viper would get my #2 vote for Six Flags, it's long, fun and fast, even if it is a little bumpy. The front is no good and you tend to get beat up, so the back's definitely the place to be. Batman is a good coaster, but lately they only seem to have one train running, and the line moves interminably slow. If they had two or three trains running it would be a hell of a lot better. Riddler's Revenge is a great ride. You stand up, it's fast, smooth, and there's lots of inversions. You don't really get the feeling of air on this ride, but it's still a kewl adventure. The line also seems to move a lot faster and better than Batman. DeJavu is an interesting coaster. The line tends to take forever since it's one of those one car up and back coasters like the Revolution or Boomerang at Knott's. It is worth the wait, and hanging face down makes for an interesting sensation at the beginning of the ride. You don't get to pick where you sit on this ride, but the back seems to be fun enough. Ninja is still fun, although it's showing it's age. A good choice for a shorter line as long as the trains are all running (one train equals a short line with a very long wait). Ride it in the front, it's better there. Scream is currently the newest coaster at Six Flags. There's no floor on this ride, which is kind of neat, but to really appreciate it, you have to sit in the front. Watching your feet as they fly over the rails with nothing below them is a total kick. The ride also seems to be a lot better up front as well. The line moves relatively quickly compared to the other rides at Six Flags, so all-told this is quickly becoming one of my favorites there. Sad to say, but Revolution is definitely showing it's age ... it's extremely bumpy now and not that much fun in comparison to the other coasters in the park. Gold Rusher, the park's original coaster is still there, with newly refurbished wheels so it rides smooth again, but it is really, really tame. Disneyland, of course, has Space Mountain, which was a classic and was lots of fun. It's been closed for the longest time and only recently reopened. I haven't been on the new one just yet. Big Thunder Mountain is also still a fun ride, but is now closed because it killed someone. Knott's has two coasters that just go forward and reverse, the classic Montezooma's Revenge, which is still fun, and Boomerang, which leaves something to be desired. I've always liked riding Montezooma's Revenge in the back for some reason. The new Accelerator is a kick in the pants, although it could have been one of the best rides around if they had made it longer (lord knows the park has the room!). The takeoff and that first up and down drop is fun. The back is pretty fun, and you don't have to wait forever for the front car! Best bet here actually, is to ride the second car back ... No waiting per se and you get almost the same rush as the front. Jaguar still blows by the way and always will. Silver Bullet, the latest coaster at Knott's can be pretty wicked, but only if you ride in the front. Not much fun in the back since this ride seems to need the visual as well as the physical to get you off. Still, it's a fun ride so check it out.

 

Rides Requiring Water

I hate watery rides. The log ride at Knott's is a classic though, and is pretty much a must do if you go there. The log ride at Magic Mountain is faster and wilder than the one at Knott's, but it just doesn't have the same appeal. Splash Mountain at Disneyland would be my favorite of the log rides if I had to choose, even if the line always sucks. As for the other Perilous Plunge type of rides, I refuse to go on them. But be prepared to be drenched if you go on the ride or are dumb enough to stand on the bridge over the splashy part of the ride. The one at Knott's seems to disperse an inordinate amount of water compared to the others.

 

Simulators

Disneyland has two pretty fun rides that defy the normal roller coaster ride description. Star Tours is a classic simulator ride where you sit in a box and get fooled into thinking you're on a ride through space. It is convincing, even if the themes are a little corny. The ride is also a lot of fun. Indiana Jones is the other ride like this at the park, though it actually does move. It's kind of a dark-ride on steroids, with awesome effects and attention to detail that you'll only get at a Disney park. It is well worth the wait.

 

For The Kiddies

Mr. Toad's Wild Ride ... still my favorite.