A few words from the Almighty Bunghole ...

heh heh heh mmm heh heh heh 

Do you have TP? TP for my bunghole? Would you like to see my bunghole?

I come from Lake Tititcaca ... my people they have no bungholes.

You're like a fartknocker or something for coming here. This is like retarded or something. You should do something uhhh useful or something. You should watch TV at Stuart's house ... that would be cool. Or join Todd's gang, he's really cool. Or at least go get Butthead and me some Nachos. If you're a hot chick, you should send a picture to the address below. I need to score or something ... I keep striking out with Lolita and Tanqueray. 

Lastly, if you're not a hot chick, but have money, please make a donation to your local polio eradication society ... I would hate for my bungholio to get polio.

Please send your TP, nachos and hot chick pictures to thegreatcornholio@downinahole.net

Thank you. 
Please drive through.